top of page
Coming Soon
no more popcorn!!
Jan 12: "I'm gonna arrest you and feed you a sandwich!"
Feb 9: My father, the inventor of toaster strudel, thinks you should definitely date me
March 8: We're not in Brooklyn no more...
April 12: Easter is a dumb holiday anyways
May 10: Randy Quaid's finest role
June 14: We'll go to your place and you can show me your organ. But I'm warning you, it'd best be having music coming out of it.
bottom of page